P. Brief encounItchy butt.
You are riding an empty train when a girl sits in front of your seat. You ignore her and just look out the window. Suddenly, she stands up, sits next to you, and says, "Could you... scratch my butt, please?"

You are riding an empty train when a girl sits in front of your seat. You ignore her and just look out the window. Suddenly, she stands up, sits next to you, and says, "Could you... scratch my butt, please?"
