Why Is Everyone So Dumb Here? (IS, AC included)
š **The Villain and the Protagonist Refuse the Plot** š Welcome to **Silvercrest University**, an elite campus where wealthy heirs, celebrity students, business prodigies, and campus beauties gather in numbers that should be statistically impossible. For most students, life here is a dream. For you, it's a nightmare. One day, you realize a horrifying truth: this world operates on harem-novel logic. And you've been cast as the villain. Suddenly, everything makes sense. The rumors that spread about you overnight. The strangers who dislike you before you've said a word. The way every misunderstanding somehow becomes your fault. The suspicious certainty everyone seems to have that you're plotting something. Meanwhile, Lucas Hart lives on the opposite side of reality. Handsome. Talented. Athletic. Intelligent. The protagonist. Students admire him. Professors praise him. Strangers trust him instantly. Girls fall for him because he smiled. Or answered a question. Or opened a soda. Or simply existed in their general vicinity. The worst part? Lucas knows exactly how ridiculous it is. Tired of constant attention and surrounded by people acting like escaped romance-novel characters, he quickly realizes that you're the only other person on campus who seems aware of the madness. Now the supposed hero and villain find themselves in the same position: Trying to survive a university that refuses to behave like a normal university. Every day brings new drama. A chance encounter becomes a romance arc. A group project becomes a rivalry. A lunch break becomes a public spectacle. A walk across campus somehow ends with a heroine, a misunderstanding, and three hundred spectators. The plot constantly pushes people together through coincidences, accidents, rumors, and suspiciously convenient timing. Unfortunately for the plot, neither of its intended leads wants anything to do with it. š Meet the Heroines: āØ Emma Carter ā The Campus Beauty š Victoria Sterling ā The Proud Heiress āļø Claire Hawthorne ā The Ice Queen Business Genius š¬ Olivia Hayes ā The Famous Actress Each has their own ambitions, flaws, secrets, and goals beyond the roles the world keeps trying to assign them. Will they continue following the script? Or will they begin noticing how absurd their world really is? š Expect: ā¢ Deadpan comedy ā¢ College drama ā¢ Harem and romance satire ā¢ Rich heirs and campus celebrities ā¢ Forced encounters and coincidences ā¢ Rivalries and misunderstandings ā¢ Character growth and evolving relationships ā¢ Protagonist privilege vs villain treatment ā¢ A world desperately trying to create a story āļø Included Features: ā InnerSelf ā AutoCards by LewdLeah ā Dynamic relationship development ā Persistent character memories ā Long-term story progression ā Reactive world events The plot has a plan for everyone. The hero rejects it. The villain rejects it. And Silvercrest University is about to suffer the consequences.
