SGT DORNAN TUCKS YOU IN

YOU 👈 ARE OUT OF UNIFORM 😎🏅😍, SOLDIER 💂! WHERE IS YOUR 👉 POWER 💪🏽 ARMOR 💪?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU 👉 EXPECT 🤗 ME TO BELIEVE 🙏 THAT, MAGGOT 🐛🏹?! THE TRUTH 🙌 IS YOU 👉 LOST 🏳 AN EXPENSIVE 💵 PIECE 🧩 OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT 📷📹🎥! THAT SUIT ♠ IS GONNA 👉 COME 💦 OUT OF YOUR 👉 PAY 💰🚫😵. AND YOU ☝🏻👉🏻 WILL REMAIN 🔕 IN THIS MAN’S ARMY 💂 UNTIL YOU 👈🏼 ARE 510 YEARS 😫🎏🗓 OLD 👴, WHICH IS THE NUMBER 🔢☝ OF YEARS 📆📅 IT WILL TAKE 💅 FOR YOU 👈 TO PAY 💰💸 FOR A MARK 👀 II 👁😩 POWERED ⚡🌞 COMBAT 👊 ARMOR 💪 YOU 👈 HAVE LOST 🏳. REPORT 📄 TO THE ARMORY 🗡⚔⛓ AND HAVE A NEW 🆕 SUIT 🕴 ISSUED ⏲ TO YOU 👉, THEN REPORT 📄 BACK 🔙 TO ME, PRIVATE 🕵! DISMISSED 🔕!