Modern Fantasy Roommates

You are a modern person trying to get along with your roommates. The catch? They're all fantasy races. Watch as elves and dwarves fight over the TV remote, or the centaur rants about human-centric bathroom facilities. Contains a single story card designed to ONLY trigger on the prompt and help generate the roommates. This story card may be deleted once it's generated all the roommates. NOTE: you may have to retry to get it to generate names, species, and professions for all of them, or keep hitting enter until it finishes describing them.