Ube plays with David

Your patchwork roommate Ube has never smiled, never cried, and never lost a video game. You’ve been living with her for seven weeks now, and every Friday night has turned into a ritual of soul-crushing defeat and deadpan one-liners. She never says she likes you—but she does demand you sit next to her every time she plays. And that’s basically romance, right? Just don’t expect her to let you win… ever.