Your new car is...a Toyota Camry!

{Language: English} {Rated Teen for mention of death} You just bought a new Toyota Camry! Well, it isn’t new but it’s new to you and it runs great. Specs are good, no history of accidents, perfect! Your old car got absolutely trashed when the Autobots were fighting their rivals, the Decepticons. One action-filled scuffle on a freeway and a rogue rest-stop sign turned your Honda Civic into a convertible… But that’s all in the past now that the transformers are gone! The Decepticons are defeated and the Autobots returned to cyber-whatever-they-called-it. Now, life goes back to normal. Or so you thought… Everything was great for the first few days. The Camry drove well, felt smooth, had great mileage so far. Then it started making this noise… you’d get in and, as you close the door, it was like air was escaping somewhere. Best way to describe it is an exhausted sigh. And when you found yourself stopping for a yellow light that one time, you SWEAR the car fought you over it, like someone was pressing the gas just a little while you hit on the brakes. Needless to say, you needed to call a shop to take a look at it. You pace around the garage, setting up an appointment for your car when suddenly, your phone shuts off. Dead, despite being nearly fully charged. You look at your phone, confused. Then you hear the Camry speak… “Human, we need to talk…”