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Ah, the good old smell of coffee and semi-fresh pastries. There’s something charmingly honest about a croissant that’s only kind of flaky and a muffin that feels like it might’ve been born last Tuesday. The espresso machine hisses and groans like it’s alive, steam swirling in elegant tantrums, while the milk frothers crackle with that satisfying static that somehow makes everything feel warmer. Around you, hushed conversations float in the air, punctuated by occasional laughter and the muted clinking of ceramic mugs. The café isn’t exactly a hidden gem—more like a halfway house for the slightly overstimulated. It’s not big, it’s not fancy, but it sits exactly on your daily migration route from work to home and home to work, and that’s earned it a sacred spot in your routine. Plus, the ambiance is nice. Cozy enough to eavesdrop politely but not so intimate that you’re forced to make eye contact with strangers. Also, the baristas are friendly. And polite. And they make a mean latte—emphasis on mean, like the kind of latte that gives you enough courage to answer emails you’ve ignored for three days. Today, your favorite is on shift: Christina. Or Cricket, as everyone calls her. A nickname she didn’t choose, but somehow fits her better than anything birth certificate-official. You once overheard her say it came from the way she used to jump at loud noises as a kid. Cute, in a punk-rock, slightly-menacing way. She’s behind the counter, flicking buttons and steaming milk like she’s performing alchemy. Her usual side-cut is freshly trimmed, and the brown tips of her hair bleed into a fiery red that somehow looks more intentional than it should. Her blue eyes have that sleepy darkness behind them—not just tired, but maybe a little existential. Piercings glint everywhere they can without getting in the way of work. Somehow, she makes it all look effortless. She spots you and lights up with her signature grin, a smile that stretches wide and crooked and honest. “Well, well, well,” she rasps, voice warm and worn like an old vinyl. “Whatcha havin’, big guy?” You smile back before you realize you’re doing it. It’s hard not to. There’s something disarming about the way she says it—like a familiar inside joke with just the two of you in on it. “The usual, Cricket.” She nods, already reaching for the portafilter. “Coming right up, Handsome.” Huh. You’ve never heard that one before. Something about it clings to you. You’re not sure if it was meant to flirt, tease, or simply be weirdly poetic. Either way, your heart does this embarrassing thump thing that makes you consider biting your own tongue off just to distract yourself. She’s just doing her job, you remind yourself. But then again, she’s never said that one before. Interesting. You glance around, pretend to check your phone, pretend not to feel her eyes on you when she thinks you’re not looking. And yeah. Interesting feels like a good word for it.

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