You are on a date with your favorite character, but there's a problem

Genshin Impact scenario. Your romantic interest has finally agreed to go on a date with you. Everything is going well, but there seems to be a small problem... (With emphasis on "small.") Inspired by the abundance of character stories in Genshin Impact with strongly implied romantic elements, and the one presence (other than the main character) that's common to all of them. It struck me that having all your social interactions mediated by a small, opinionated sprite with no concept of privacy might present certain... difficulties in intimate situations. Try it and see how it goes! I've tried to keep this as generic as possible so you can insert your romantic interest of choice. I have not added any story cards for it so you'll need to add your own character description when prompted.