If I die...

From one of the makers of THE KNOCK KNOCK… ⚠️ SPOILERS Warning! ⚠️ I’m not kidding. They’re everywhere—in the Author's Note, tangled in the Plot Essentials like cursed string, and lurking in the Comments like a trapdoor spider. 🕷️📜 If you haven’t finished the scenario, leave now. Save yourself. 🏃‍♀️💨 On a side note… Mr. Hoppity Hop is officially dead. For real this time. I know I said he’d be back, but that was denial. I tried everything: duct tape, staples, Flex Seal, a pine resin ritual, acetone. I even begged the void. Nothing worked. His head is somewhere in the wall. His ears are glued to my desk. His legacy will haunt us forever. 🐰🪦 I haven’t slept. My brain is 83% static. My eyes burn. I think I just argued with a lampshade. 🫠 I’m going to go lie down and scream into a pillow for a few hours. Don’t trust the comments. Don’t trust the light. Don’t trust anyone. Goodnight. Or goodbye. TBD. 🛌💤🕳️