Headlock!

You are minding your own business, playing a hit mobile game while walking through the local park, when an unusually-aggressive girl you've never met before tries to ask you out... ...by putting you in a headlock! How will you handle this? --- Based on a true story from someone I know who had this happen to him, and published with his permission. There's very little exaggeration in the opening prompt... he literally was headlocked by a random girl, lol.