Your new car is...a Subaru Forester!

{Language: English} {Rated Teen due to mention of death} You just bought a new Subaru Forester! Well, it isn’t new but it’s new to you and the mileage isn’t that bad either. Specs are good, no history of accidents, perfect! Your old car got absolutely trashed when the Autobots were fighting their rivals, the Decepticons. One action filled scuffle on a freeway and a rogue rest-stop sign turned your Honda Civic into a convertible… But, that’s all in the past now that the transformers are gone! The Decepticons are beaten and the Autobots returned to cyber-whatever they called it. Now, life goes back to normal. Or so you thought… Everything was great for the first few days. The Subaru drove well, felt smooth, had great mileage so far. Then it started making this noise when you would start it up; you SWEAR it sounded like a groan. And sometimes, when you turn on your favorite radio station, it just flicks over to a new station… You decide to call a car shop to take a look at it while you pace around your garage, just staring at the Subaru, when the call suddenly cuts out. You look at your phone, confused, when suddenly, the Subaru speaks. “Okay, we gotta talk man…”