My surprisingly successful career as the God of Betamax

This was pretty fun (and required surprisingly few retries). --- So… you’re a God! Pretty neat, right? Unfortunately, you happen to be the god of something considered absolutely USELESS. What useless entity or concept are you the god of? How will you adapt? Will you prove your worthiness? Or will you conform to the harsh views of your fellow peers? After all, you are the master of your own fate (or in this case, perhaps the master of that table in front of you)