P. You're an Asshole skippy - Beer Fu Chronicles - Parts 1 and 2

This is parts one and two of the Beer Fu Chronicles - part Three can be found at: https://beta.aidungeon.com/adventure/_B9BWdkjOaK0/p-youre-an-asshole-skippy-beer-fu-chronicles-parts-1-and-2?source=home-page Or search for #Beer Fu After countless years of training, combat, meditation and refinement, you have attained ultimate mastery. Your fingertips are deadly. Your fists can shatter mountains. Your speed can put the wind to shame. Your will can match gods and spirits. And all you want now is some damn peace and quiet on the tranquil mountain peaks you have claimed as your solitary haven. The problem? Now every upstart young fool across the lands has heard of your legend. Living and Unliving, Demon and Beastkin alike, they come seeking you to challenge you, to ask your wisdom or, Heavens forbid, to ask you to train them! Be the quirky, cantankerous Old Master everybody loves (or loves to hate) from your favorite kung-fu, wuxia or xianxia stories! Set traps and challenges on the mountain path to deter them, slap them around until their determination falters or...rest your weary old soul...actually deign to train them with whatever absurd, outlandish methods your demented octogenarian mind can devise. The choice is yours. It's your mountain, after all! - A lighter side-story set in the same world as my Nirvana scenario. - Deviating a bit from my norm after a flash of inspiration. Pai Mei was the best damn part of Kill Bill Vol. 2. - May add Auto-Cards at a later date, especially if requested.