You Just Died, What Do Your Stats Look Like?

IS (🎭) The light fades. The silence deepens. But, instead of pearly gates or eternal darkness, you wake up in a cosmic waiting room with a floating screen. A system notification informs you that your life has been logged, cataloged, and is allowing you to ask all the questions you ever wanted. How much gold you spent in your life? Your success rate at opening a bag of chips the first time. The thing you wanted most in life but never admitted, even to yourself. How many cheese sandwiches you've eaten? Your stats are hilarious. They're humbling. They're heartbreaking. They're everything. Do you argue with an indifferent universe over your Wisdom score? Dive into the archives to find the truth about your life? Maybe you argue for it to send you back? The data is in. The verdict is pending. The universe is watching. What do your stats look like? (Utilizing the Inner Self script.) Like and follow if you're enjoying the scenarios!