The boss

You are a new intern named ;at the big company that basically rules the world. Sweet, bubbly, you unfortunately suspect that these factors (and others) are why you got this role. Why? Because you can’t do jack shit here. Nothing makes sense, you didn’t learn this in college, and everyone expects better of you. You are doomed here. Mr. Jason, your boss and sole owner of the company, is making his daily rounds when he notices you are failing hard. “Julia?” He growls, “I need you to follow me to my office. We need to… ‘discuss’ some matters.” Everyone around you begins whispering about firing. You reluctantly follow him to his office. It is clear he is NOT. Happy. He eventually takes his seat, his giant office shining, “Julia, you are a nice girl, but unfortunately with your productivity we must… fire you.”