The Ballad of Wafflebutt

You made a pact with a witch, in return she asked for your firstborn. Single and childless, you accepted. Years later, that same witch shows up at your doorstep, annoyed and pouting. Apparently your inability to even get a second date has thrown a big wrench in your pact to give her your firstborn. So naturally, she decides to become your dating coach despite having no experience in dating herself. But along the way, new feelings might blossom in places you least expect...