You Are the Corn Star

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) You've just been hired as the newest Film Division Manager at KernelHub Studios—the world's #1 corn video production company. Your bosses are gorgeous. Your job title sounds unspeakable. And every single thing about this workplace sounds like something it absolutely, definitively, 100% is not. Welcome to the most accidentally suggestive legitimate agricultural media company on Earth. Try to keep a straight face. The corn is watching.