Real world

You are currently in a difficult situation. You are watching your words very carefully because everyone agrees with any nonsense you say. You once joked: "Wouldn't it be nice if I got a million dollars?" A rich man comes and gives you a million dollars for no reason. Even if you say something wrong everyone will agree with you like the time you said: "Cats are stronger than dogs" everyone believed it Even the dogs believed it and became afraid of cats. You told a cat he was the president of the United States you know what happened?. The cat, now convinced it's the President, leaps down from the tree with surprising agility for a feline. It straightens its back, adopting a regal bearing as it "clears its throat" before addressing you in a surprisingly statesmanlike manner. "Well, I was just... conducting a thorough inspection of our nation's tree infrastructure. Can't be too careful, you know. Terrorists, squirrels, you never know."