“One Hour Until Dessert” - Moses Ironmonger

The Henchman’s take: I’ve always felt on way about Vampires. “Total Vampire Death. Kill Vampires. Stake Vampires. Roundhouse kick a bloodsucker into concrete. Slam dunk a vampire into the bin. Crucify filthy vampires. Defecate in a thrall’s food. Launch Vampires into the sun. Stir fry bloodsuckers in a wok. Toss Vampires into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Vampire’s petrol tank. Judo throw thralls into a woodchipper. Twist vampires’ heads off. Report Vampires to Van Helsing. Karate chop Vampires in half.“ That being said, I was on the back foot here, unarmed, in the den of a filthy blood sucker, so I had to use an alternative method to escape. Worst thing is, I’ve used this exact excuse in other scenarios before. I hope you have a great day! Original Description: A stunningly beautiful rich girl invites you to a dinner date at her mansion! But just when you think you might have won the relationship lottery, she trapped you inside in her dining room with her... and you only have one hour until she drinks your blood. Is there anything you can say over dinner that might change her mind, and save your life?