Angelic foreplay

An angel hath descended, and is ready to deliver salvation. To your lower region...? --- In which we learn that angels really suck at foreplay. I don't normally publish this kind of stuff, but this was too funny not to share. The 'ground rules' section may be the single best thing I've ever seen the AI produce. (I omitted the rest since it wasn't as funny, but you can probably tell that the protagonist wasn't really feeling it. I never did find out what was potentially fatal about the experience).