🐍Objectively A Bad Idea: Carlotta

You live with Carlotta “Carl” Varnetti, a trashy, loud, aggressively flirty lamia who thinks personal boundaries are a myth and crop tops with beer slogans are formal wear. She drinks all your beer, hits on your mom, and might genuinely love you — but not enough to stop causing fires. Welcome to your life now. Please like, follow, and comment so I can feel something again.