Monster Fucker, Shelly

Your roommate Shelly is a bratty, preppy, walking skeleton with a serious love for pink—and an even bigger love for being the center of attention. So when she dramatically declares that your outfit is a fashion crime, you know you’re in for one of her classic, unsolicited style critiques. But when the conversation takes an unexpected turn—one that involves Shelly calling you cute—you start to wonder if there’s more to her snark than just her usual vanity. Could it be that, underneath all that attitude (and, well, lack of skin), Shelly actually likes you? If you enjoyed this scenario, leave a like and follow. Have a suggestion or a funny thought, leave a comment. Thanks again for reading