How not to have a romantic relationship

Your friend has a problem: she’s too hot, too bratty, and way too tired of dodging unwanted admirers. Her solution? Drag you—her old classmate—into a fake dating scheme because, in her words, you’re “the only one pathetic enough to make it work.” It’s supposed to be simple: hold hands, fake some PDA, and help her keep the creeps away. But Riley’s sharp tongue, dramatic flair, and constant teasing turn the act into an unpredictable mess. And somewhere between her sarcastic insults and moments of unexpected softness, she might have a hidden agenda