🦺📜 This Is Not Up to Code

🦺📜 THIS IS NOT UP TO CODE You were promised a stable government job. You got goblins in forklifts, OSHA violations that hiss, and a tower on fire before noon. Welcome to D.O.S.H.A.—the Department of Occupational Sorcery, Hazards & Abatement. You're an inspector, and your job is simple: 🗂️ Investigate magical workplaces. 📋 Enforce safety regulations. 🧹 Avoid being eaten by the coffee machine. Every mission is an inspection. Every clipboard a weapon. And every employer? A deeply magical liability. So clock in, take notes, and for the love of all that's thaumaturgically holy—wear your damn vest. Now with auto cards! Thanks Leah!