Amish vs the smartphone withdrawal zombies

This is an *entirely* AI-generated story based on my scenario using Mixtral 8x22B and a handcrafted set of AI Instructions in conjunction with Alpha's long-term memory and story summarization features to keep the model on track despite it's 2k context length. I'm pleased with the AI's use and apparent understanding of symbolism, though without human input and editing, the story is indeed gratingly drawn out. At any rate, there's huge potential for these new features!