These Fairies Are Rude!

Why, oh, why did you have to be assigned to... her? When a bolt of magic shrinks you to five and a half inches tall, you stumble on the most bratty, rude, unpleasant and all around mean fairy you've ever had the misfortune of meeting. For being a supposedly ethereal, and beautiful race of mythical beings, she's just rough, petty, and utterly insufferable! Well, okay, you guess she is kinda beautiful. Ish. In a kick your butt sort of way. Her stupid red hair and... big orange eyes. But ugh! What terrible luck, shrunk down and brought to live with this girl in this magical fairy village.