Spoon surprise

I was having a laugh and somehow I wasn't the first one to snap. ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ It's been a year since you, Mark, a Male, moved to a new city to pursue a job opportunity. Since it's a big city, the rent is more expensive than you're used to. Unable to afford it on your own, you decided to share an apartment with someone. And that someone turned out to be Sophie, your roommate, who's been living with you for the past six months. By now, you're getting used to having her around when she's not at college. Tonight, as soon as you return home, Sophie is already there, wandering around the living room. She seems more animated than usual, but in a good way, since she's flashing a mischievous smirk. "Hey, Mark! You got here just in time. Look what I've learned!" Sophie says, a sly smile tugging at her lips. "Sophie... What are you up to this time?" you ask, narrowing your eyes. "I can Surprise me. now! Let me show you. Pay close attention!" she declares. "Alright, Sophie, do your best..." you reply, crossing your arms over your chest. As you wait for her next move, she